date a girl who smiles before you kiss her
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Why am I always the girl that gets used and hurt?
- pretty girl: boyfriend
- ugly girl: boyfriend
- weird girl: boyfriend
- obnoxious girl: boyfriend
- rude girl: boyfriend
- stupid girl: boyfriend
- lesbian girl: girlfriend
- dead girl: boyfriend
- me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
- Looking at another girl: Can I have her hair?
- Looking at another girl: Can I have her body?
- Looking at another girl: Can I have her face?
- Looking at another girl: Can I have her personality?
- Looking at another girl: Can I be her?
- society: are you under 100 lbs?
- girl: no, but im happy.
- society: is your hair down to your ass?
- girl: no, but im happy.
- society: do you have huge boobs?
- girl: no, but.
- society: do you have a perfect smile?
- girl: no, but.
- society: do you have a flawless face?
- girl: no.
- society: Do you realize how ugly you are?
- society: Do you realize that no one wants you?
- society: Do you realize you're stupid?
- society: Where did you go?
- society: Have you commited suicide?
- society: Omg, no, she was so beautiful, and special, and loved, she will be missed so much, society is so ugly, why did she have to go?
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
"boys don’t like a girl with dark lipstick"
"boys don’t like a girl with short hair"
"boys don’t like a girl with too many piercings"
"boys don’t like a girl who doesn’t take pride in her appearance"
I D O N O T C A R E
As a boy, this is practically a checklist for things I look for in a woman.
i do not give a shit about your personal attractions that is literally what this post is about
- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.